Dear Project Runway

i'm glad you've stepped up the challenges. i really liked last week's prom and i'm really into the avant-garde challenge tonight. and that tim gunn--always throwing a crazy, stylish wrench into things by telling the designers they had to make a ready-to-wear look as well!

Dear Jillian,

i think it's time you expand your style horizon past leggings. i mean, i love legging as well, but really, every day...? a little monotonous. you're a designer, an illustrator, you should have some more tricks up your sleeve. c'mon, lay-dee, let's see something non-lohan inspired.

Dear Christian,

i used to not like you. in the beginning, i found you to be contrived and annoying. now i love you. and i like your quirky, yet obvious hair. i also like how you are a creative, wonderful designer and wear clothes that are not. i think that's funny how you do that. even if you're not trying to be ironic, i think you are and i like it. way to go, bud.

Dear Chris,

i love you and i am glad they brought you back. even though we all know you will not win. you have a great attitude and i really liked your leopard print shirt and elvis pompadour that you wore to the runway this episode.

Dear Victoria,

i think you should take the pole out of your ass and speak in a voice that is not so fucking quiet and monotone.

Dear Sweet P,

i didn't think i was going to like you at the beginning either. but now i do. i like how you live up to your name, because you are so damn sweet. and you know what, Sweet P? i like the stuff you've done lately. even though Rami was tough on you this episode, i liked your dress. it was pretty.

Dear Rami,

you're cute. but nina's right--can you do anything besides draping?

Dear Kit,

you're cute, too. you have super personal style. and i liked your dress a lot last week. but you're kind of forgettable, otherwise. step it up, lay-dee--i want you to stick around.

Dear Ricky,

i wish you'd stop wearing hats. are you bald?

PR Fo'eva.

love always,
sarah

UPDATE: Right after I finished this, Kit got the axe. I should totally be a guest judge on PR. For serious, yo.