Dear Russian Ladies:

I just wanted to say thanks for doing such an awesome job cleaning the office. You really do an exquisite job keeping shit straight. I've never been in a multiple stall restroom that's so clean, and always stocked with TP AND papertowels. It's like you guys have a sixth sense over when more needs to be brought in. Also, the food you eat for dinner always smells so good. I like to come into the kitchen to clean out my coffee cup before I leave every night because I know you'll both be in there, cooking food that smells good and chattering away in Russian.

Also, you're both effing adorable and I love you. I think that maybe we should be friends.

Love,

Sarah